All 37 achievements with Steam rates
Every achievement in the game is listed below with its Steam global rate on 31 October 2026. The rarest are GooFellas at 6.7%, Barons of the Fall at 7.4% and Untaken at 8.5%.
How to read this table
All 37 achievements are below with their Steam global rate, pulled from the community stats page on 31 October 2026, two days after launch. Rates move daily while a game is new, so read them as a snapshot of what players find hard, not a fixed difficulty score.
The list splits cleanly into three groups: story progress (finish a level, get a heart pot), system mastery (use a jelly jump, cash the loyalty card, collect every egg) and the hard versions of the five named fights. Every achievement in the last group re-fights a boss under a restriction, which is why they sit at the bottom of the table.
| Achievement | What you have to do | Global rate |
|---|---|---|
| Mission: Possible | Complete your first level | 92.8% |
| There's Something About Pete | Buy something from Swap Meet Pete | 85.2% |
| Springin' In The Terrain | Out-jump the trampoline Gobbo, Sailor Village | 84.5% |
| The Heart Locker | Get your first heart pot | 83.6% |
| Say Anything | Play a game of Simon Says in Sailor Village | 82.4% |
| The Croc with the Golden Gobbo | Collect your first Golden Gobbo | 81.2% |
| The Magnificent 100 | Collect all 100 crystals in a level | 80.7% |
| Green Croc Can Jump | Use a jelly jump | 77.1% |
| A Clockwork Gobbo | Use a clockwork Gobbo | 67.2% |
| The Heartbreak Squid | Defeat Soveena the Squid in Sailor Village | 59.9% |
| Cannonfall | Defeat Cannon Boat Keith in Sailor Village | 57.4% |
| The Greatest Snowman | Help build a snowman in Cossack Village | 42.3% |
| Cannonball Fun | Defeat Cannon Boat Keith without taking damage | 33.9% |
| Crate Expectations | Beat Soveena with only the first three TNT crates | 33.1% |
| Mad Max Hearts | Get maximum bonus health in remastered difficulty | 33.0% |
| A Fish Called Flavio | Defeat Flavio the Thermal Fish in Cossack Village | 31.6% |
| Saving Lava Lamp Larry | Save Lava Lamp Larry in Cossack Village | 28.9% |
| The Croc Who Came In from the Gold | Collect a Golden Gobbo in classic difficulty | 26.8% |
| Ant Misbehavin' | Defeat Roger Red Ant without a bomb going off early | 21.7% |
| Cloudy with a Chance of Ice Cubes | Beat Flavio with six ice cubes, no misses | 18.6% |
| Quest for Ginger Soda | Make ginger soda in Caveman Village | 18.1% |
| The Sound of Venus | Defeat Venus Fly Von-Trappe in Caveman Village | 17.5% |
| Brave Heart Pot | Get every heart pot | 17.4% |
| Crystals Are Forever | Amass 999 crystals on your loyalty card | 17.1% |
| The Boat Book | Win the boat race after leading the first lap | 16.5% |
| Mash of the Titans | Defeat the Village Masher in Caveman Village | 16.4% |
| Little Shop of Rollers | Beat Venus Fly Von-Trappe with no Gobbo eaten | 16.3% |
| There Will Be Burps | Win a burping contest in Inca Village | 14.2% |
| The Baron Who Fell To Earth | Knock Baron Dante off the mountain | 13.2% |
| Dante's Peak | Defeat Baron Dante on the mountain peak | 12.5% |
| License to Chill | Save Lava Lamp Larry with the first four big ice cubes | 11.2% |
| Four Uneasy Pieces | Collect all the jigsaw puzzle pieces | 9.8% |
| Jurassic Spark | Defeat the Village Masher with the first three buckets | 9.7% |
| The Great Eggscape | Collect all the eggs | 8.7% |
| Untaken | Defeat Baron Dante without losing the Inventor | 8.5% |
| Barons of the Fall | Knock Baron Dante off without damage or a missed chance | 7.4% |
| GooFellas | Touch no goo in Goo Man Chu's tower | 6.7% |
What the numbers say
Six achievements sit above 80%, and they are all first-hour tasks: finish a level, buy from Pete, jump the trampoline Gobbo, take a heart pot, play Simon Says, grab a Golden Gobbo. If you have played for an hour and you are missing any of them, you walked past a tutorial.
The 30–45% band is where execution starts to matter. Cannonball Fun (33.9%) and Crate Expectations (33.1%) are both Soveena or Keith fights with a constraint bolted on.
Everything under 20% is either a completion grind (999 crystals, every pot, every egg, every jigsaw piece) or a restricted boss kill. The five lowest are the ones to plan before you start, not after.
Achievements that need a second run
Three ask you to finish a boss or section without damage or losing a character — Untaken, Barons of the Fall and Cannonball Fun — so keep a second save slot for them rather than replaying a completed file.
Two are difficulty-locked: Mad Max Hearts only counts on remastered, The Croc Who Came In from the Gold only on classic. A full set means visiting both settings; the hard mode page covers the differences.
Where the restrictions come from
Every hard version is spelled out in the achievement text: only the first three TNT crates, only the first six ice cubes, only the first four big ice cubes, only the first three buckets. The arena gives you exactly that many props, and wasting one is the failure state. The Guardians & bosses page breaks each fight down by phase.
Steam global achievement rate, checked 2026-10-31.